You Can’t Fight a Guy with a Baby - Key & Peele

Published on Mar 29, 2021
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A dad becomes almost unfightable when he’s carrying his baby.
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  • Brian Hartline

    Brian Hartline

    2 hours ago

    The baby's looking at them like they're stupid cause they're cool like that

  • Cr Staff

    Cr Staff

    15 hours ago

    lah , jadi transformer 😂😂

  • Rob Atwood

    Rob Atwood

    16 hours ago

    Who would win in a 3-way street rumble between K&P, Portlandia, and Kids in The Hall?

  • Divent


    20 hours ago

    Im reminded of that one Iron man comic my brother had



    Day ago

    That’s not funny u are cursing in front of a baby

  • Ohunjon


    5 days ago

    Gap yuq vediolaga

  • Servant Of The Lord

    Servant Of The Lord

    5 days ago

    Jesus Christ is coming back soon

  • bailey santiago

    bailey santiago

    5 days ago


  • Andrew Burkett

    Andrew Burkett

    5 days ago

    The baby watching him like lmaooo

  • Snoopy Doopy

    Snoopy Doopy

    5 days ago

    I think I saw the baby shield thing in a comic book somewhere..

  • Creationism R

    Creationism R

    5 days ago


  • The Last Day Breathing In Eternal Snow

    The Last Day Breathing In Eternal Snow

    5 days ago

    Oh ok.

  • safwan mukhtar

    safwan mukhtar

    5 days ago


  • Ahmad Sippal

    Ahmad Sippal

    6 days ago

    Transformer Babytron 😂

  • ElPayasoMalo


    6 days ago

    I thought he was gonna go to prison for multiple kidnappings.

  • Soup Can

    Soup Can

    6 days ago

    I feel the same way about people in expensive car's , they act like there untouchable.
    Until the next red light LMAO😂

  • Tamera Cody

    Tamera Cody

    7 days ago


  • _Polyavien_


    8 days ago

    That’s how hostages should be held, as armor.

  • VonPhyco


    9 days ago

    My little siblings have a new purpose.

  • Sreeraj B

    Sreeraj B

    10 days ago

    Disclaimer: No babies were harmed in filming this video.

  • J M

    J M

    10 days ago

    I was not expecting that!

  • Bre Acolatse

    Bre Acolatse

    10 days ago

    It’s not even worth it man🤣🤣

  • Jojo


    10 days ago

    I love key n peele but i deffo see a pattern of their sketches

  • Bueno Loco

    Bueno Loco

    10 days ago

    Even the Boondocks are confused what kinda of shii' ai dis?!?

  • Maxamillian Steele

    Maxamillian Steele

    11 days ago


  • Eric Serakas

    Eric Serakas

    11 days ago

    This was in a comic book issue of the Punisher. Where one of the bad guys did this.

  • Dr D2021

    Dr D2021

    12 days ago

    Very funny

  • Arushi Brahma

    Arushi Brahma

    12 days ago

    I only learnt that when twoAmerican people bump each other they start fighting to the death

    • TheSanFrancisco SeaHorse

      TheSanFrancisco SeaHorse

      3 days ago

      Usually we just apologize and move on.

  • Daniel Carrier

    Daniel Carrier

    12 days ago

    Wasn't there a comic about this?



    12 days ago

    Nobody wants to fight someone with baby armor

  • Chelsea Bowen

    Chelsea Bowen

    13 days ago

    Baby Armor

  • Nehomia Lemmer

    Nehomia Lemmer

    13 days ago

    If youre a real parent this isnt so funny the funn stops when he puts the baby to his privite parts thats not something to find funny unnles you dont know how to love a child its disrespectfull and very stupid

  • night king

    night king

    13 days ago

    Okay it was funny until he started kidnapping

  • 지녕


    13 days ago

    1:52 the baby on top looks so peaceful and comfortable and i’m crying over the baby’s cutiest tiny little hands

  • Jason


    13 days ago

    😂😂 I did not expect this

  • Jason


    13 days ago


  • Lovey Dovey

    Lovey Dovey

    13 days ago


  • Got Dat Good Sammich

    Got Dat Good Sammich

    13 days ago


  • 3264headtrip


    14 days ago

    Just WOW. K&P👶TWO comic geniuses at work.

  • DCE_R_5_Pijus Roy

    DCE_R_5_Pijus Roy

    14 days ago

    tha was good fronthand :D

  • thedarkknight803able


    14 days ago


  • Calvin Barney

    Calvin Barney

    14 days ago

    Those are real babies!!

  • Cool Breeze 2.0

    Cool Breeze 2.0

    14 days ago

    lol Real baby too.

  • Roger J. Perez Abreu

    Roger J. Perez Abreu

    14 days ago

    But he won...👀

  • gozinta82


    15 days ago

    Man, that really threw me off. I was totally expecting him to put his baby down, like in some twist he ends up beating the other guy somehow...was he gonna use the baby to shield the punches and do some fist fighting? Nope. Baby Body Armor.

  • Captain Roastabotch

    Captain Roastabotch

    15 days ago

    What could you really do though.

  • Rahul Barca

    Rahul Barca

    15 days ago

    Remember fronthand backhand ? This is payback b**ches !!!

  • linkeffect82


    15 days ago

    It's the legendary "Strapped Baby armor", complete with auto wretch stench defense mechanism!*
    * AWSDM may also affect user. It is advisable to wear military grade protective masks when using this product.

  • Pokey Mone

    Pokey Mone

    15 days ago

    Did u put thief puzzle add

  • Caldaque


    15 days ago

    Baby body armor = +87 def.

  • Culturisk Lounge

    Culturisk Lounge

    15 days ago


  • Garrett Dodd

    Garrett Dodd

    15 days ago

    There's an actual punisher villain who straps babies all over himself to keep from getting shot at

  • NeoKailthas


    15 days ago

    New marvel superhero

  • allykatt1849


    15 days ago

    That slap! 😂

  • Termi _

    Termi _

    16 days ago

    Excuse me I need this loooool

  • thisbarb


    16 days ago

    This is Dueling Hats v10

  • Damien Wayne

    Damien Wayne

    16 days ago

    I kid you not, there is an actual comic storyline where this happens.

  • John Gable Smith

    John Gable Smith

    17 days ago

    Peele is such a good actor. From this to Megan. It’s amazing.

  • 7F0X7


    17 days ago

    This legit happened to me once.... I passed some old guy in a parking lot who was driving 2 miles an hour without honking or anything. I just went around him and found a parking spot. Then he actually followed me into a subway and got right up in my face while holding a baby... I didn't even know how to react haha

    • indy_go_blue60


      16 days ago

      You laugh at him bro. Nothing frustrates and humiliates a cranky person (old or young) like laughing at them.

  • keith courson

    keith courson

    17 days ago

    I would pay good money to be a fly on the wall while these guys are sitting in the writer's room coming up with ideas. Key or Peele would be like, "Hey man, check this out! There's a fly on the wall here, and it sounds like its laughin'!"

  • Feralbam1


    17 days ago

    Aaah black people fighting people holding baby's. CULTURE

  • JourneyTotheTruthandTotalRandomness


    17 days ago

    If he would have tied two babies together to make baby nunchucks, I would have lost it.

  • MadMike96


    17 days ago

    so nobody is going to mention a baby had its face in Key's groin?

  • JG310HOE


    18 days ago

    I Got Freestyle Rap Beats 🔥🔥

  • TheCh1cagoK1d


    18 days ago

    “You know what it’s not even worth it, man.”
    “AHHHHH HA HA” 😂😂😂💀💀

  • Tabassom Thp

    Tabassom Thp

    18 days ago


  • joe mcafro

    joe mcafro

    18 days ago

    Definitely the first time I've seen a baby suit

  • B A

    B A

    18 days ago

    Oh dude, that was awesome. Love these guys!

  • Hippienolic 2

    Hippienolic 2

    19 days ago

    2v1 ain’t a fair fight

  • Mooney Makes

    Mooney Makes

    19 days ago

    unironically and literally how the Hamas Terrorists fight in the middle east against Israel.

  • Vin Premium

    Vin Premium

    19 days ago

    White Supremacists who becomes a cop hiding behind their badges and guns.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford

    19 days ago


  • Epic


    19 days ago

    Man.., it was hard to find any humor in it.

  • •Sundaeii•


    20 days ago

    *Legend has it that there is always a Key & Peele skit you haven't seen or haven't seen twice...*

  • Youtube Emperor of Mankind

    Youtube Emperor of Mankind

    20 days ago

    What surprised me the most us that it was a real baby

  • Senpai


    20 days ago

    Iron baby

  • Phil J.L Fig

    Phil J.L Fig

    20 days ago

    Nice way to copy a marvel comic

  • Kyle Adams

    Kyle Adams

    20 days ago

    This is based off a comic

  • Ashlee A

    Ashlee A

    20 days ago

    The baby waking up at the first slap was legit perfect timing.

  • Jeff Thurber

    Jeff Thurber

    20 days ago

    Actually had a dude charge at me with his baby in a baby walker once. Did not see that coming

  • Jake Moyles

    Jake Moyles

    21 day ago


  • karasgold


    21 day ago

    lol he seriously went mega zoid power ranger baby mode on em hahaha

  • NshJsl


    21 day ago

    I thot it was a fake baby in the first few shots with all the noises it's making 🤣🤣

  • JustSayin


    21 day ago

    I first saw Key in the Bon Qui Qui skit. I just got off of house arrest.

  • logan


    21 day ago

    oh no

  • Carlo B

    Carlo B

    22 days ago

    should have been the Forrest Whitaker Baby. GOO-GOO-GA-GA

  • Inge Muurmand Jessen

    Inge Muurmand Jessen

    22 days ago

    This reminds me of Tugg Speedman and Tropic Thunder!🤣🤣🤣

  • Denzil Rodrigues

    Denzil Rodrigues

    22 days ago

    1:07 Just noticed the guys in the background react to that kick

  • Cerise


    22 days ago

    Lmaoo! "Excuse me, I need this." 😂😂

  • Sandra Quinn-Bailey

    Sandra Quinn-Bailey

    22 days ago

    These guys are crazy!!! Where do they get this stuff😂😂😂

  • Anonerak


    22 days ago

    Babyplate armor, it is said it was forged by the gods.

  • Rae Raw

    Rae Raw

    22 days ago

    Thats what I thought........PUNK! lol

  • Roman Torteli

    Roman Torteli

    22 days ago

    I feel like Key wrote this one

  • [redacted]


    23 days ago

    You can’t shoot me, you can’t gas me, you can’t taze me. You can’t even knock me down. Not without something very fragile and precious going squish.

  • SanJi The PerV

    SanJi The PerV

    23 days ago

    For God sake thats a real baby 😂

  • Muhammad Khairulizat

    Muhammad Khairulizat

    23 days ago


  • Green Olive

    Green Olive

    23 days ago

    Lmao, not the babies

  • Tracy McDougal

    Tracy McDougal

    23 days ago

    Hilarious funny

  • Rodney Dickerson

    Rodney Dickerson

    24 days ago

    Great acting by the first baby

  • Strong Ox Tv

    Strong Ox Tv

    24 days ago

    1:28 did he really strap a baby to his baby maker?