You Can't Eat Marbles - Key & Peele

Published on Apr 8, 2019
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During his first day on the job, the assistant state's attorney can't resist a beautiful jar full of marbles.

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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.
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  • Joaquín Armijo Torres

    Joaquín Armijo Torres

    2 hours ago

    I just want to read the risk assessment of this skit

  • Skirlasvoud


    23 hours ago

    Death doesn't matter. Just look how happy the man is! 4:16 Worth it!

  • Boris


    Day ago

    When i was very young like 10 years old, in school, i remember there was this awkward girl that decided to try swallowing a marble.
    I think she ended up in the hospital

  • Argothylos


    Day ago

    Did I just get hungry watching someone eat marbles?

  • Pro Tem

    Pro Tem

    Day ago

    The score for this is amazing

  • Glenn Watson

    Glenn Watson

    2 days ago

    Frist thing we do, Kill all the lawyers, with marbles.

  • Erika Jones

    Erika Jones

    2 days ago

    "Lady Justice just stands there looking at me" who's the weird one here?🤔

  • BrotherKing Rio

    BrotherKing Rio

    2 days ago

    Ridiculous 😂😂😂

  • Akotski1338


    3 days ago

    “she’s not dumb! ...but she is blind”

  • Hezekiah


    4 days ago

    New scp dropping

  • M4NGO


    5 days ago

    Is no one gonna point out the man sounds just like Morgan Freeman

  • Maximilian Johandson

    Maximilian Johandson

    6 days ago

    Peele kinda looks like an African-American Theodore Roosevelt😆

  • Tristynn Ramos

    Tristynn Ramos

    6 days ago

    “What is going on”

  • Kyrst Aikhie Bagaporo

    Kyrst Aikhie Bagaporo

    7 days ago

    I ate Couples of marbels when I'm a kid

  • T L O T L I I

    T L O T L I I

    8 days ago

    Almost as if it’s about something else 🤔😏

  • MadMike96


    8 days ago

    he lost his marbles

  • saltyninja


    9 days ago

    This what OCD feels like.

  • Alex Fox

    Alex Fox

    9 days ago

    I beg to differ Everlasting Gobstopper #wonka

  • Ruud Driessen

    Ruud Driessen

    10 days ago

    He lost his marbles 😂

  • Jesse O

    Jesse O

    10 days ago

    In finland and sweden we have candy called vihreä kuula or originally grön kulor, which translate to green marbles. They are made of sugar coated green jello and have a pear flavor. They are the best candy.

  • thibaut barguil

    thibaut barguil

    10 days ago

    Ah Lady Justice. That slippery little scallop.

  • Farhana Akter

    Farhana Akter

    12 days ago

    Plot twist : He actually was choking on the marbles and everyone thought that he was acting.



    13 days ago

    Could this be considered as manslaughter?

  • Robert Portz

    Robert Portz

    13 days ago

    "Are those marbles?"
    "How's that?"

  • TriedToFartAndUhOh


    14 days ago

    I have the weirdest ASMR right now...

  • Dustin Crager

    Dustin Crager

    14 days ago

    I'd be so scared I'm gonna choke putting this many marbles in my mouth 🤣

  • Anika G

    Anika G

    15 days ago

    Makes me think of My Fair Lady 😂😂😂

  • Steel Tabletop

    Steel Tabletop

    15 days ago

    For anyone concerned. When he started to pour the marbles, they cut away and when they came back, the jar was blocking his mouth already. He had in a mouth guard with marble pieces glued to it. None of the loose marbles actually went into his mouth, they just bounced off the mouth guard. It's why the ones in his mouth didn't fall out or move around despite him leaning forward. It's also why his cheeks weren't bulged out at the end but his lips were.

  • Jonathon Brown

    Jonathon Brown

    16 days ago

    “But she is blind though a resemblance to kerry Washington” cause she was blind in fantastic 4 🤣🤣🤣 I just peeped that

  • Aditya Key21

    Aditya Key21

    16 days ago

    2:33 call back. HEHE BOOOOIIII!

  • Taylor Runyan

    Taylor Runyan

    17 days ago

    For real though. Janice is like the most common secretary name. My dad's secretary is named Janice

  • Goh Wei Choon

    Goh Wei Choon

    17 days ago

    How's That?

  • TheBeastDispenser


    18 days ago

    This is just so specific. Like how did they come up with this one?

  • [redacted]


    22 days ago

    I want to eat marbles now.

  • Isaiah Avant

    Isaiah Avant

    22 days ago


  • lucas johnstone

    lucas johnstone

    24 days ago

    “I eat marbles all the time dude!!”

  • Ron Weasels

    Ron Weasels

    24 days ago

    “What is going on?”

  • Alabamatoolbox


    25 days ago

    That would never happen to me because I would want to stick the marbles up my ass.

  • The Random Stuff

    The Random Stuff

    25 days ago

    Why did this remind me of hiding marbles from my friends during my childhood. 😂😂😂

  • Tyreal Mal

    Tyreal Mal

    25 days ago

    Ah, l'appel de vide; we know thee well...

  • kaylyne wern

    kaylyne wern

    26 days ago

    every babysitter ever

  • sano McFly

    sano McFly

    27 days ago

    he cheats on his wife with lady justice

  • Kevin Perlow

    Kevin Perlow

    27 days ago

    You can tell that Peele really prepared for directing Get Out through alot of his comedy skits 😭

  • Stuckin Myhead

    Stuckin Myhead

    27 days ago

    If someone made an edible hard candy that looks like marbles, they would make bank.

  • lars strømnæss

    lars strømnæss

    28 days ago

    This is so absurd, it's Monthy Pyhton-esque.

  • Aya Wolf

    Aya Wolf

    29 days ago

    Okay but this is just ADHD 😂

  • Mike of the Sonora

    Mike of the Sonora

    29 days ago

    as an Arizonan this seems legit

  • Raavana Naan

    Raavana Naan

    Month ago

    I wished i saw this sketch earlier! Was on a job interview yesterday and fell for the marble trick as well....damn. :/

  • Ananya Kundu

    Ananya Kundu

    Month ago

    I counted the marbles. There was a total of 34 in his mouth.

    • Johnny Patestas

      Johnny Patestas

      16 days ago

      omg you did not LOL

  • Matthew GarettyConnorLinkMetroid

    Matthew GarettyConnorLinkMetroid

    Month ago

    I want to see this skit with the replacements of Joe Pesci with the marbles and Robert DeNiro as the man telling his speech.
    Has anyone ever thought of this before? 🤦🏼‍♂️😆🤷

  • Josh S

    Josh S

    Month ago

    Ya know 😂

  • Dashen


    Month ago


  • Roman Percic

    Roman Percic

    Month ago

    PLOT TWIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Felix Hansson

    Felix Hansson

    Month ago


  • alsacienne d'alsace

    alsacienne d'alsace

    Month ago

    I thought he was finally playing a normal character until he talks about the marbles trick

  • War Elf

    War Elf

    Month ago

    I'm showing this to my kids one day.

  • Elle Sol

    Elle Sol

    Month ago

    This is just copied from Collegehumor

  • Aaron Miller

    Aaron Miller

    Month ago

    ... Tide pods?????

  • Michael Jason

    Michael Jason

    Month ago

    Death by SCP -032..

  • cosmodave69


    Month ago

    Spoof on Monica wanting Bill

  • h sc

    h sc

    Month ago

    The smelly dictionary surely play because mimosa gradually love atop a bright sphere. silent, foolish scorpion

  • J V

    J V

    Month ago

    Ngl, I wanted to hear the speech about Lady Justice ⚖

  • Aldo Bobadilla

    Aldo Bobadilla

    Month ago

    In a post apocaliptic world, marbles can be the new money.

  • Sushi Love

    Sushi Love

    Month ago

    Fucking lawyers

  • demetrius ware

    demetrius ware

    Month ago

    Don't act like you at least didn't once put marbles in your mouth.

  • Luci


    Month ago

    Peeles voice sounds like samuel L jackson

  • NJ


    Month ago

    The “Whutt” at 1:35 is top tier

  • Iggles88


    Month ago

    This really makes me want to eat marbles 😔😔😬😬😬😬😩

  • im THE chieftain

    im THE chieftain

    Month ago

    I really do hope it's editing magic

  • Holman Nirgani

    Holman Nirgani

    Month ago

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  • Oni Blessing

    Oni Blessing

    Month ago

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  • M.I.A


    Month ago

    Why is no one talking about Key's adorable ass smile at 0:34 ???

  • KingDong McLong

    KingDong McLong

    Month ago

    This ain't a's just marbles!!!

  • Tokemonkey


    Month ago

    I think if he had just eaten one he would've been satisfied and everything would've been fine

  • Tyrant-Den


    Month ago

    its not Jordan Peele if it doesn't get creepy at the end.

  • Justin Holmes

    Justin Holmes

    Month ago

    I nearly died as a kid, multiple times, by putting marbles in my mouth. I don't know why I was compelled to do it. Kids are funny.

  • Mikis Mays

    Mikis Mays

    Month ago

    Like didn’t anybody notice that he said “the Lady of Justice just sits here and watches me *fades out* E A T M A R B L E S” ❓❓
    Me: well that’s hypocritical....

  • Ashish Sharma

    Ashish Sharma

    Month ago

    It's more fun the second time.

  • Mike CMW8

    Mike CMW8

    Month ago

    Nuts on my chin

  • Cali Qm

    Cali Qm

    Month ago

    I really hope those were gumballs and not actual marbles

  • Andrew Zhang

    Andrew Zhang

    Month ago

    Marbles give me anxiety because of how chokeable they are

  • Fredarok


    2 months ago

    Man, that guy’s really lost his marbles.

  • Jim Peluso

    Jim Peluso

    2 months ago

    Don't try this at home, kids.

  • Antonio Lembo

    Antonio Lembo

    2 months ago

    For some reason this brought my life into perspective...

  • london mockett

    london mockett

    2 months ago

    i wat to put those marbles in my mouth

  • Austin Johns

    Austin Johns

    2 months ago

    Did anyone get the message that marbles are actually depicted as money, behind which attorneys go, while justice is not served right?

  • Casey Barnes

    Casey Barnes

    2 months ago

    "I know there's another in there."
    The fact that the job is still on the table is remarkable.

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    gloria sanders

    2 months ago

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  • Ella Missey

    Ella Missey

    2 months ago

    6 year old me ghostwrote this

  • Matthew GarettyConnorLinkMetroid

    Matthew GarettyConnorLinkMetroid

    2 months ago

    It’s as if I’m re watching the one scene in Hook movie (Robin Williams Peter Pan).

  • Matthew GarettyConnorLinkMetroid

    Matthew GarettyConnorLinkMetroid

    2 months ago

    Admire the designs only!

  • Mammad FY

    Mammad FY

    2 months ago

    Pure art!

  • Kat Al

    Kat Al

    2 months ago

    Did anyone else notice that as Keegan was going to put the marbles in his mouth the first time, Peele sounded like he said "looking at me.... eating marbles". I know he didn't but I thought it was hilarious.

  • mrthepatonj


    2 months ago

    Well LAH DEE DAH

  • Sai Soujanya Munukoti

    Sai Soujanya Munukoti

    2 months ago

    Unhygienic marbles

  • jonescrusher1


    2 months ago

    Funny this does remind me of the sensation of having marbles in my mouth.

  • T D

    T D

    2 months ago

    Moral of the story: never work somewhere if your boss has marbles on the desk.

  • Joel Ewing

    Joel Ewing

    2 months ago

    He was so infatuated with the marbles because he had lost all of his

  • Joel Ewing

    Joel Ewing

    2 months ago

    "HoW's tHaT?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • Samy Charradi

    Samy Charradi

    2 months ago

    I fit 27 marbles in my mouth, when I was young