Jesus Meets Mary Magdalene’s Pimp - Key & Peele

Published on Dec 24, 2020
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Jesus Christ has an encounter with Mary Magdalene’s pimp.
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  • Joe Matava

    Joe Matava

    10 hours ago

    Gala Leroy lol

  • nelson kiiru

    nelson kiiru

    10 hours ago

    😅😅😅

  • Jake P

    Jake P

    11 hours ago

    What the flip is this

  • aura nona

    aura nona

    14 hours ago

    Before there was 2 chains there was 3 chains Gallileroy...

  • HITGFRY

    HITGFRY

    22 hours ago

    Galileroy...classic

  • Adon Wright

    Adon Wright

    Day ago

    I want to Laugh.... I do, but then I don’t.

  • King Cobb

    King Cobb

    Day ago

    I feel like it’s a sin to watch this...but that shit was funny

  • The End Begins

    The End Begins

    Day ago

    They way he looked around when jesus said hes a carpenter. 🤣🤣

  • birming69

    birming69

    Day ago

    Front hand! Back hand!

  • Dannie Darko

    Dannie Darko

    2 days ago

    Gallaleroy! 😂 😂

  • know kname

    know kname

    2 days ago

    best of k&p

  • Kim Guir

    Kim Guir

    2 days ago

    Jesus trained Backhand Front hand

  • Dan

    Dan

    2 days ago

    Now do some islam related sketches!

  • Mayank Bhaskar

    Mayank Bhaskar

    2 days ago

    2:33 thats a gandhi

  • Andrea Rios

    Andrea Rios

    3 days ago

    Im fking dead lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

  • Keisha Douglas

    Keisha Douglas

    3 days ago

    .

  • Viki Demos

    Viki Demos

    3 days ago

    I worship this Sketch. Amen

  • Senator107

    Senator107

    3 days ago

    "I've been busy with non-carpentry work."

  • Senator107

    Senator107

    3 days ago

    Peele plays a good Jesus.

  • harry pot

    harry pot

    3 days ago

    Does this imply jebus ended the pimp on dinner

  • Dr Smugface

    Dr Smugface

    4 days ago

    this is cannon now tho

  • Edi Cavani

    Edi Cavani

    4 days ago

    Carpenter? Then why does your house look like shit

  • phi rus

    phi rus

    4 days ago

    Turning the other cheek? Jesus is loco

  • Anne

    Anne

    5 days ago

    jesus was a communist :)

  • Vitartial

    Vitartial

    5 days ago

    You cannot prove that this did not happen

  • danteelite

    danteelite

    5 days ago

    I love how Jesus actually seemed to take offense to him criticizing his home and actually made an excuse! Lol you’d think he wouldn’t even care, but hey... everyone has that touchy subject. Don’t knock a mans craftsmanship!

  • Ahmad Farooq

    Ahmad Farooq

    6 days ago

    This is kind of disrespectful. Calling Jesus (PBUH) that among other things. Come on, some jokes take it too far. There should be a line

  • NayrNosiac

    NayrNosiac

    7 days ago

    💀

  • rahul chaudhary

    rahul chaudhary

    7 days ago

    "Nnnnoooooo"
    Loved her no everytime

  • Keith Harrison

    Keith Harrison

    7 days ago

    Galileeroy tho 😂😂😂

  • Ohits Bre

    Ohits Bre

    7 days ago

    The bob hair cut-

  • Tony McMillian

    Tony McMillian

    8 days ago

    This skit is genius! One of my favorite!

  • Van Iyke

    Van Iyke

    8 days ago

    It is written ....
    ... that Saul became apostle Paul. And Galileo became Pimp Galileroy

  • Rishabh Kandari

    Rishabh Kandari

    8 days ago

    Had me at "All i got is Mary, a crpple and 2 blind chicks. Who - Actually, you know they get requested a lot. Don't ask me how that works"

  • Kasper Christensen

    Kasper Christensen

    9 days ago

    What y'all havin'? XD

  • Leo McAnthony

    Leo McAnthony

    9 days ago

    I have a saying and it goes like this...😂😂😂😂

  • 3KBS Channel

    3KBS Channel

    9 days ago

    How do people dare to disrespect religious figures just for views and money? Is this all about money?

  • Oli Taggu

    Oli Taggu

    9 days ago

    Jesus being black and not so tall is actually much more accurate than the conventional jesus image.

  • NayrNosiac

    NayrNosiac

    10 days ago

    💀

  • ihate

    ihate

    10 days ago

    Jesus can sure lay down the wood

  • Captian Crunch

    Captian Crunch

    10 days ago

    Bet these guys don't have the balls to make fun of Muhammad.

  • matthew gonzales

    matthew gonzales

    10 days ago

    No galle Leroy🤣🤣 and if your a carpenter why does your house look like shit 🤣

  • Real HIFI Help

    Real HIFI Help

    11 days ago

    LOL

  • Tank Tang ke

    Tank Tang ke

    11 days ago

    Balls....

  • Jejaka Malaya

    Jejaka Malaya

    11 days ago

    U jokes on religion

  • Jowell 1

    Jowell 1

    12 days ago

    Am I the only one who thought that key would say that it makes sense that Jesus was a carpenter who work with wood if he thought he was a gay pimp lol

  • Granbull with a shiny Gyarados as a head

    Granbull with a shiny Gyarados as a head

    12 days ago

    "Aym staeyin heer wid Jeeeezusszz"

  • Luka Parancin

    Luka Parancin

    13 days ago

    GaliLeroy 1.01
    U want me to hit you on the other cheek

  • Carlos Alejandre

    Carlos Alejandre

    13 days ago

    Watch it

  • Crazy Chick Sheena

    Crazy Chick Sheena

    13 days ago

    Lol 😆 there so stupid its funny 😆

  • Yiannos Christou

    Yiannos Christou

    13 days ago

    1:55 😂

  • Joseph Williams

    Joseph Williams

    13 days ago

    Now I understand why Dave.C was 8n pain watching these two ball bags

  • Mistah Devious

    Mistah Devious

    13 days ago

    A daily dose of key and peele is healthier than a box of vitamin C

  • daniel lopez

    daniel lopez

    15 days ago

    I need that art masterpiece on my wall

  • Anastasia Flores

    Anastasia Flores

    15 days ago

    The wedgie at 1:15 is killing me!

  • Rob Grady

    Rob Grady

    15 days ago

    GaliLeeroy is probably the best pimp name ive ever heard lmfao

  • TATTED & TRUCKKIN

    TATTED & TRUCKKIN

    16 days ago

    Gala Leroy 😂🤣😂🤣☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀😂🤣 IM FKIN DONE 😂🤣😂🤣

  • FelliQuila

    FelliQuila

    17 days ago

    put a beat on this straight fire!

  • Evin Grindle

    Evin Grindle

    17 days ago

    *When he turned the other cheek!* 😂😂

  • william kirima

    william kirima

    17 days ago

    It was galaleroy for me 😂🤣

  • Junk Phu

    Junk Phu

    18 days ago

    “...would you like to stay for dinner?”
    “Whacha’ll havin’”
    Proof that food will lead to ever lasting peace.

  • Robert Thibeault

    Robert Thibeault

    18 days ago

    Hell yea its all about the monay!

  • Nate Hart

    Nate Hart

    19 days ago

    I like hes dressed like a wise man

  • Saṃsāra's Light

    Saṃsāra's Light

    19 days ago

    Can yall release that art at the end? I need it for reasons.

  • Dream Catcher

    Dream Catcher

    19 days ago

    "I'm a carpenter"
    "Then why does your house look like shit?"

  • C L

    C L

    20 days ago

    I love these guys! And this skit is beyond perfect, I die laughing every time I see it!

  • reza ramezani

    reza ramezani

    20 days ago

    As barney would say:
    True story

  • wilbert pindano

    wilbert pindano

    21 day ago

    Gallaleroy dang!!

  • Gilliillitheposedon Damn gill cute

    Gilliillitheposedon Damn gill cute

    21 day ago

    So there were pimps in Jesus times? I'm done!

  • Red Horse

    Red Horse

    22 days ago

    "I lost three bi***es to leprosy!" lols

  • jose a

    jose a

    23 days ago

    And your laughter shall turn in the most horrible cries to God.
    For you tried to mock Almighty God but you shall mock yourselves. Your audience will be yourselves in hell.

  • Dialysis Technicians USA

    Dialysis Technicians USA

    24 days ago

    YO, LMBOO!

  • Bart Hartman

    Bart Hartman

    24 days ago

    Jesus was busy for non carpentry work? You mean busy telling bs to kids and trashing a market?

    • Mampoetsi Nkosi

      Mampoetsi Nkosi

      21 day ago

      Praising God and cleaning house

  • Yonas Kidane

    Yonas Kidane

    25 days ago

    I stopped watching those guys after this video.

    • Vichank C o2

      Vichank C o2

      12 days ago

      Oh no, anyway

    • Raunak Lanjewar

      Raunak Lanjewar

      25 days ago

      Why?

  • Vishrut Rao

    Vishrut Rao

    26 days ago

    Family Guy was right, Black Jesus does exist.

  • Aychaz YT

    Aychaz YT

    26 days ago

    I think I just learned how to convert a pimp

  • Kael Kay

    Kael Kay

    27 days ago

    'he was an interior dectorator? His house looked like shit."

  • Brandon Isner

    Brandon Isner

    27 days ago

    I try to watch this skit once a day.

  • Tommy Goat

    Tommy Goat

    27 days ago

    Galileroy got his mustache hot combed

  • Shyamsundar Rajan

    Shyamsundar Rajan

    29 days ago

    thats how you win the game of forehand back hand

  • Alias Fakename

    Alias Fakename

    29 days ago

    Was he channeling Katt Williams?

  • Rollypolly

    Rollypolly

    29 days ago

    And that my friends... is how I met Judas

  • Alexandra Levchenko

    Alexandra Levchenko

    Month ago

    "no!!!!"

  • poperaymond

    poperaymond

    Month ago

    Galileroy the goat

  • c0dex_01

    c0dex_01

    Month ago

    -1000000 points to heaven

  • Jeremy Shaw

    Jeremy Shaw

    Month ago

    GALILEROY -- BABY I'M DEAD

  • PostApocryptic Samurai

    PostApocryptic Samurai

    Month ago

    “Then why yo house look like shit”?

  • Naomi Ali

    Naomi Ali

    Month ago

    I'm sorry but you'll going to hell

  • SOMETHING GOOD CHANNEL

    SOMETHING GOOD CHANNEL

    Month ago

    Jesus: Would you care to join us for dinner?
    Pimp: What you all having?

  • Anime Rekt

    Anime Rekt

    Month ago

    Yep Jesus was not a white man.

  • D Markham

    D Markham

    Month ago

    GALILEROY!!! 😆

  • Jan Bok

    Jan Bok

    Month ago

    For those interested, the music in the beginning and end is an aria from the opera Rusalka by the Czech composer Antonín Dvořák.

  • Felipe Cespedes

    Felipe Cespedes

    Month ago

    Dangerous territory to conflate Pagan Hollywood humor with the true in the Holy Bible.
    Will you poke-fun at False Prophet Muhammad and other religious leaders? It will be your down fall.

  • Charles Mureithi

    Charles Mureithi

    Month ago

    Galileroy is Such a cool name ....I can name my son that lol

  • Simply Comical

    Simply Comical

    Month ago

    This isn't right. Jesus should NEVER be mocked. Shame on you.

  • bitchy storm

    bitchy storm

    Month ago

    Am sorry but I don't find funny in this comedy. Because its about Jesus

  • yah changed

    yah changed

    Month ago

    dang why isn't this video down yet so disrespectful ...

  • Jack Bynum

    Jack Bynum

    Month ago

    Lol... Brimstone asses

  • Pawan Bhakuni

    Pawan Bhakuni

    Month ago

    The 13th horseman